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I never get to see you
like this.

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‐ Like what?

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‐ Like...yourself.

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Come on.

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CLAIRE: What?
‐ Show me around.

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CLAIRE: Okay.
‐ Where we at, Claire?

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CLAIRE: Okay, uh...

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Follow me for the grand tour,

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but first,
we gotta get you a costume.

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‐ Oh, thank you, ma'am.

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‐ There you go.

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Okay.

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Here we have a deer.

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ERIC: Elk.
‐ Elk?

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ERIC: That's an elk.
‐ Okay, that's an elk.

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Oh, well, there's a deer
to remind us we're in Texas.

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‐ Don't mess with Texas.

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‐ Um, all right, let's go
check out the backyard.

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[LCD Soundsystem's "Oh Baby"]

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MURPHY: ♪ Oh, baby ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ You're having a bad dream ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Here in my arms ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Oh, sugar ♪

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‐ Never want to leave.

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MURPHY: ♪ You came to me ♪

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‐ Happy birthday.

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‐ Thanks.

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MURPHY: ♪ Could all be
a bad thing ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ And do you harm ♪

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‐ Delete that video.

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♪ ♪

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MURPHY: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

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‐ [sighs]

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♪ ♪

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MURPHY: ♪ Oh, lover ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ You run from me ♪

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[dog barks in distance]
ERIC: Mm.

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CLAIRE: Can you believe
I found this place?

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‐ When'd you book it?

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‐ Mm, couple weeks ago.

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‐ A couple weeks ago?

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ How'd you know
when my birthday was?

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‐ 'Cause I'm a mind‐reader.

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[both laugh]

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'Cause you told me.

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‐ Did I tell you?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ Oh.

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CLAIRE: So, here's to...

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the most talented,
smartest, kindest,

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most handsome guy I ever met.

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‐ Please keep going.

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‐ Uh, not to mention the 1375
you got on your SATs.

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‐ Thanks to you.
‐ I'm so proud of you.

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‐ How'd you keep this‐‐
this whole cooking thing

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a secret from me for so long?

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‐ I don't know, it's easy.

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You know, I also got
a lot of practice

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cooking with my brothers.

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‐ I wish I ate like this
when I was a kid.

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‐ What, spaghetti and sauce?

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‐ No, a homecooked meal.

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My dad basically took us
to McDonald's

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every night after my mom died.

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Oh, my mom was the best
cook too.

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Everything she made
was from scratch.

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‐ You were, like, what,
um, nine when she died?

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‐ Yeah, about that.

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My mom was so cool.

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She was the life
of every party.

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We used to have
these huge barbecues,

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and she'd have, like,
buckets of gin and tonics.

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The whole neighborhood
would come by.

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The house just felt...

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I don't know, it felt,
like, alive.

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And then she got sick.

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And then she...got sick again.

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Cancer's just the worst.

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And then she died.

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And, um...

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Nate joined the military,
and he shipped off,

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and then my dad,
he started drinking, and...

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And I was, like,
alone in this...

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Um...

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incredibly quiet house.

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I don't know, sorry, I don't
know why I'm getting upset.

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‐ No.
It's fine.

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I want to hear.

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‐ Anyway, I tried
for a really long time

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to be perfect, you know?

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It was, like, my rebellion,
to be the opposite of my dad.

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It didn't work.

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I was just this, like,
walking reminder

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of what he lost.

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You ever think about
reaching out to your dad?

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‐ [chuckles]

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‐ Are you curious about him?

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‐ Honestly?

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No.

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I mean, I never knew him,
so, really, what's to miss?

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‐ You are the best
older brother.

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And a really good man.

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[birds singing]

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‐ Hi.

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‐ Hey.

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Snug in.

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‐ Snug in.
‐ Snug in.

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‐ I like that.
‐ Yeah. Come here.

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I like the way you smell
in the morning.

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‐ I like seeing you
in the morning.

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You feel any older?

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‐ [chuckles]

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Years older.

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[cell phone buzzing]

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‐ I'm sorry, I gotta take this.

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Hey, honey.

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Yeah, the speakers
are just okay,

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but I think
it's still worthwhile.

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How long did you guys
end up practicing for?

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Um, yeah, I wouldn't...

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Yeah, it's at 4:00, right?

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I wouldn't miss your first gig.

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Listen, I actually have
a curriculum seminar

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that I gotta hit, so I should‐‐
I should go.

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Kay.
Bye, I love you.

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Mmm. Coffee.

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Sorry about that.

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‐ It's fine.

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‐ Hey.

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What‐‐
come on.

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You know I didn't have
a choice.

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‐ It's fine.
Okay?

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‐ Stop.

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‐ Take your underwear off.

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‐ What?

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‐ Take your underwear off.

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‐ [gasps]

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[panting]

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I'm scared to smoke pot.

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‐ [laughs]
You're scared?

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‐ Don't laugh at me.
‐ I'm sorry.

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Sorry, I just‐‐

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I didn't know people like you
still existed, to be honest.

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‐ I know,
it's so pathetic, right?

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‐ Yeah. Kind of pathetic.
‐ [chuckles]

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Okay, well, technically,
I did sort of get stoned

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when I was, like, 20.

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But I thought
everybody hated me,

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and then I peed myself.

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ERIC: Mm.

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‐ I didn't, for the record.

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‐ In that case,
I'm gonna shotgun you.

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Do you know what that is?
CLAIRE: No.

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‐ Okay, I'm gonna take
a little in,

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and then I'm gonna
blow it to you.

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‐ Like in my mouth?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ Like we're kissing?

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‐ Like that, yeah.
CLAIRE: Oh, cool.

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‐ Okay, ready?
CLAIRE: Uh‐huh.

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‐ So?

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‐ I'm a stoner now.

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[both laugh]

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‐ Mission accomplished.

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CLAIRE: Give me
another shotgun.

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ERIC: All right, come here.

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ERIC: I'm just wondering...
CLAIRE: [giggles]

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‐ What were you like
in high school?

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‐ So boring.

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‐ What?
‐ [laughs] Yeah.

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‐ So you're telling me
that you didn't have

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any boyfriends or anything.

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‐ No, I was a virgin
until I met Matt

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in, uh, senior year of college.

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‐ What the fuck?

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No shit.

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‐ I know, it's so embarrassing.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

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Can you pass me those?

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‐ Yeah, yeah.
Here.

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‐ Yeah, so...

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it was self‐imposed.

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Like, I just wanted rules.

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I needed rules.

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So no drinking, no boys.

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Like, I wouldn't even
have a‐a beer.

191
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I was such a prude.

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Okay, how long were you
and Alison together?

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00:10:00,741 --> 00:10:02,541
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ What? Tell me.

194
00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:05,675
‐ I‐‐
like, um...

195
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,375
six months.

196
00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,675
‐ Oh, so, okay.

197
00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,008
That's, like, serious, then.

198
00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,041
Did you guys say "I love you"?

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00:10:13,075 --> 00:10:15,075
‐ I don't know.
‐ What? You did!

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00:10:15,108 --> 00:10:16,675
‐ No.
‐ Oh, my gosh.

201
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:17,708
Oh.

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00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:20,508
‐ I was 16, you know?

203
00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,141
What did I know?

204
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:27,741
‐ Oh, the girls at UT
are gonna be all over you.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ They are.

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You have your whole life
ahead of you.

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You're gonna have so much fun.
‐ Hmm.

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00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:39,441
‐ You are,
and you're gonna, like...

209
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have so much sex
with so many people.

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‐ [sighs]

211
00:10:47,475 --> 00:10:49,175
‐ Hey, you want to go
into town?

212
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,141
We can go to a bar
or something.

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00:10:51,175 --> 00:10:53,741
‐ I don't have an ID.

214
00:10:53,775 --> 00:10:55,641
‐ Oh, right, no.

215
00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:58,175
No, yeah, let's just stay here.

216
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,575
Kay?

217
00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:04,141
‐ [clears throat]

218
00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:08,175
I'm gonna get another.

219
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,608
‐ Okay.

220
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,375
‐ [sighs]

221
00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:37,308
CLAIRE: Hey.

222
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,775
You okay?

223
00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:42,441
‐ [exhales sharply] Yeah.

224
00:11:42,475 --> 00:11:44,075
Yeah, I'm fine.

225
00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:46,508
‐ Come on, why are you giving
me the silent treatment?

226
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:47,708
It's our last night together.

227
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,008
ERIC: Exactly.

228
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,675
It's our last night together.

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00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:54,341
And tomorrow,
you're gonna go back to him,

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and this will have
never happened.

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Yeah.

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00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:00,408
I mean...

233
00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:01,775
This isn't real.

234
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,475
‐ Of course it is.

235
00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:05,175
‐ Is that why you're talking
about who I'm gonna fuck

236
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,308
when I get to college?

237
00:12:08,108 --> 00:12:10,475
Like, what is this to you?

238
00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:12,408
Is this just some bored
housewife shit?

239
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,308
‐ You know that's not true.

240
00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,408
You're not gonna want me
when you go to college.

241
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:22,541
You're gonna be done with me.

242
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,541
[sighs]

243
00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:35,141
[sniffles]

244
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:39,541
Fuck, I'm risking
my entire life to be with you!

245
00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:42,475
I wish I could just stay here
with you, but I‐‐

246
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I can't,

247
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and I fucking feel like
a terrible person.

248
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:51,708
‐ Hey.
Hey.

249
00:12:51,741 --> 00:12:53,675
‐ No.

250
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,108
‐ Hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.

251
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I'm sorry.

252
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,141
I'm sorry.
Please stop.

253
00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:02,775
Stop.
Stop.

254
00:13:02,808 --> 00:13:05,075
[whispering]
I'm sorry.

255
00:13:05,108 --> 00:13:07,241
I'm sorry.

256
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,741
I love you.

257
00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:17,075
I love you.

258
00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:21,341
So much.

259
00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:25,275
‐ I love you.
‐ [chuckles]

260
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,541
Say it again.

261
00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:33,241
‐ I love you.
‐ [laughs]

262
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:36,108
[cover version
of Rihanna's "Stay"]

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♪ ♪

264
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SINGER: ♪ All along,
it was a fever ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ A cold sweat,
hotheaded believer ♪

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00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:03,508
♪ ♪

268
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,708
♪ I threw my hands in the air ♪

269
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:09,575
♪ And said,
"Show me something" ♪

270
00:14:09,608 --> 00:14:12,108
♪ ♪

271
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:17,175
♪ She said, "If you dare,
come a little closer" ♪

272
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:20,075
♪ ♪

273
00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:23,441
♪ Oh, around and around ♪

274
00:14:23,475 --> 00:14:27,508
♪ And around and around we go ♪

275
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,141
♪ ♪

276
00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:32,241
♪ Oh, now, tell me now,
tell me now ♪

277
00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:36,308
♪ Tell me now you know ♪

278
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,775
♪ ♪

279
00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:42,575
♪ Not really sure
how to feel about it ♪

280
00:14:42,608 --> 00:14:47,075
♪ Something in the way
you move ♪

281
00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,075
♪ Makes me feel like
I can't live without you ♪

282
00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:54,741
♪ Yeah, it takes me
all the way ♪

283
00:14:54,775 --> 00:15:00,041
♪ And I want you to stay ♪

284
00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:09,075
♪ ♪

285
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:22,741
[door squeaks shut]

286
00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:24,341
ERIC: Hey.

287
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,375
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.

288
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,575
‐ It's the birthday boy.

289
00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:29,641
‐ Yeah.

290
00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:33,741
SANDY: Devon was sad
he missed you on your birthday.

291
00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,508
I think he was sadder about
missing some birthday cake,

292
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,541
so I caved.

293
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,708
I let them each have a piece.

294
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:43,141
I was hoping you might get home
a little earlier.

295
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,575
‐ Sorry about that.

296
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:47,208
‐ It's fine, you were having
fun with your friends.

297
00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:50,108
We'll do something
tomorrow night, okay?

298
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:51,575
All right, I gotta go to work.

299
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,408
Um, you were supposed to
be home with the boys tonight,

300
00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:54,575
but I wanted you to have
the night off,

301
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,275
so I sent them next door.

302
00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:57,541
‐ Thanks.

303
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,108
‐ Happy birthday.

304
00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:02,375
ERIC: See you later.

305
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,608
[door clicks shut]

306
00:16:07,641 --> 00:16:14,575
♪ ♪

307
00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:38,582
‐ Hello?

308
00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:41,548
[rock music playing]

309
00:16:41,582 --> 00:16:48,448
♪ ♪

310
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:53,148
‐ Hi.

311
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,315
‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.

312
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,215
Shit, you smell good.

313
00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:59,048
‐ Oh, thanks, I showered.

314
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,015
‐ Oh.
Way to brag.

315
00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:03,148
[laughter]

316
00:17:03,182 --> 00:17:04,882
‐ How long have you been
waiting for a drink?

317
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,282
‐ Forever.

318
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:10,148
‐ So how bad is this gonna be?

319
00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,548
‐ You might know some songs.
They're a cover band.

320
00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:16,448
They do, like, Neil Young,
Talking Heads, Wilco.

321
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:20,348
‐ Oh, boy.
‐ [laughs]

322
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,215
‐ No, it's‐‐
that sounds pretty good.

323
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,548
‐ Thanks for coming.
[laughs]

324
00:17:24,582 --> 00:17:26,082
‐ Excuse me?

325
00:17:26,115 --> 00:17:27,548
She's looked me in the face,
like, five times.

326
00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:28,515
‐ Yeah, me too.

327
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,548
‐ Fuck it.
‐ What the...

328
00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,148
Kathryn!
KATHRYN: Hurry up, bitch!

329
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:36,415
CLAIRE: What're you doing?
KATHRYN: [laughing]

330
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:39,015
CLAIRE: Oh, my God.

331
00:17:39,048 --> 00:17:41,082
[both laughing]

332
00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:42,548
Okay.

333
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,215
KATHRYN: [sighing] Oh.
‐ You are amazing.

334
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,282
‐ I'm even impressed
with myself right now.

335
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,282
‐ Gimme.

336
00:17:50,315 --> 00:17:51,882
‐ Oh, it's good.

337
00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:53,548
Mmm.

338
00:17:53,582 --> 00:17:55,415
Oh, so how was your weekend?

339
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,548
‐ I wish you'd brought limes
or something.

340
00:17:57,582 --> 00:18:00,448
‐ I panicked.
‐ Uh, it was great.

341
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,315
‐ Yeah, what did you do?

342
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,948
‐ I went to a conference
in Dallas

343
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,815
with some of my old colleagues.

344
00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:08,948
Um...yeah,

345
00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:10,982
there were some
really interesting keynotes.

346
00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:15,415
‐ Is that the best you can do?

347
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:20,015
Come on, that might fool Matt,
but doesn't fool me.

348
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:23,482
‐ Wha...
‐ Mm.

349
00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,482
You've been glowing
recently, Claire,

350
00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:28,182
and you sure as shit
aren't pregnant

351
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:29,882
since you've been chugging
this tequila,

352
00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:32,282
so I'm, like, 99% sure
you're having an affair.

353
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:35,415
‐ Oh, my God, stop.

354
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,415
‐ Come on, there's a reason
people have been having affairs

355
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:39,548
since the dawn of time.

356
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:43,182
How else would you remember
you're still alive?

357
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:44,848
‐ [laughs]

358
00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:49,448
KATHRYN: Were you with a guy
this weekend?

359
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,282
I knew it.

360
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:55,915
Yeah, you were.

361
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:57,082
[squeals]

362
00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:59,282
‐ [laughs]

363
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,448
I've never felt
this way before.

364
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:05,082
I've never given myself
permission to feel this way.

365
00:19:05,115 --> 00:19:07,815
KATHRYN:
Yeah, life's too short.

366
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,815
So if you want more
than Weezer covers,

367
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,315
I don't blame you.

368
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,348
‐ Uh, it's Wilco.
‐ Oh.

369
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:15,415
[laughter]

370
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,348
So who's the guy?

371
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,282
‐ Mm‐mm.
Nope, I can't tell you.

372
00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:21,815
‐ All right, fine.

373
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,415
At least tell me, how's the D?

374
00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:25,282
‐ [laughs]

375
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:28,148
Oh...my God.

376
00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:31,315
The D is great.

377
00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:33,415
‐ Oh...
‐ Like, I love it.

378
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,548
Literally love it.

379
00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:36,948
‐ Yeah.

380
00:19:36,982 --> 00:19:38,348
The lust phase.

381
00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,315
I miss that.

382
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,882
He's cute, then?

383
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,082
‐ He's so cute.

384
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,282
‐ He's older?

385
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:48,548
He's younger?

386
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:50,148
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Oh, shit.

387
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:52,182
‐ [laughs]
‐ Oh, my God!

388
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:54,415
‐ I know.
‐ Claire Wilson, yes!

389
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,415
Oh, my God, who is this guy?

390
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,348
‐ No.
Mm‐mm.

391
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:02,148
‐ Please?
Please tell me.

392
00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:05,415
‐ I can't, no.
KATHRYN: Please.

393
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,148
Please, please.

394
00:20:07,182 --> 00:20:09,882
I promise I won't tell anybody.

395
00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:11,315
Please, please, please.

396
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,915
I promise.

397
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:14,982
Come on!

398
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,115
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me...

399
00:20:22,615 --> 00:20:24,448
Oh.

400
00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:38,882
Come on.
Mm...

401
00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:41,282
‐ [laughs]

402
00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:43,815
It's Eric.

403
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:44,948
‐ Who's Eric?

404
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,815
‐ Eric Walker.

405
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,148
Like, Eric, Eric.

406
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:53,015
‐ [laughs]
Come on.

407
00:20:53,048 --> 00:20:56,282
Yes, Eric is cute,
but, like, you're kidding.

408
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:58,548
Like, we get it.
It's, like, lols.

409
00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:01,382
CLAIRE: [giggles]
‐ You're...

410
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,248
You're kidding.

411
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:09,148
Right?

412
00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:11,248
Claire, oh, my God.

413
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:17,048
Claire...

414
00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:19,282
Um...

415
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,982
He's your student.

416
00:21:27,215 --> 00:21:31,015
‐ I‐‐no, I know, but he's 18.

417
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:34,015
And we're, like‐‐
we're in love with each other.

418
00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:36,482
‐ He's your student.

419
00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:38,915
CLAIRE:
Well, wait, Kathryn...

420
00:21:38,948 --> 00:21:42,415
Listen, let me explain, okay?

421
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:46,582
KATHRYN: That's, like,
a monumental abuse of power.

422
00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,582
CLAIRE: You don't under‐‐
you don't understand.

423
00:21:48,615 --> 00:21:51,148
Okay, talk‐‐
talk to me about this.

424
00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:53,548
Please, I...

425
00:21:53,582 --> 00:21:54,948
He's an adult.

426
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,548
Okay?
He's 18.

427
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,915
This is not abuse.

428
00:21:57,948 --> 00:21:59,282
We're in, like,
a real relationship.

429
00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,415
KATHRYN: Ugh!
‐ We love each other.

430
00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,482
KATHRYN: My God, stop it!
I don't want to hear that.

431
00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:05,048
‐ He's over the age of consent.
‐ He's a kid.

432
00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:09,548
‐ Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

433
00:22:09,582 --> 00:22:14,048
No, you‐‐you basically
forced me to say it.

434
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,415
‐ Claire, what do you
want me to do?

435
00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,448
I don't have a choice.
I have to report you.

436
00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:20,582
‐ Please.

437
00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,582
Please, no.
That will...

438
00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:24,948
It will literally ruin my life.

439
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:26,915
‐ Wow.

440
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,548
Wow.

441
00:22:28,582 --> 00:22:30,382
Wow, wow, wow.

442
00:22:34,182 --> 00:22:37,115
‐ [breathing heavily]